If You Want to Keep Your Secrets...

"AU!!! AU!!! Nurse Benton, is it still not enough?! AUA!!!"

"Well, maybe it is, doctor Krüger, but in this case I'll tale everything to the head physician!"

"Nein! Please, do not do this!"

"Then hold still and stop arguing!"

"AUA!!!"

Sobering Up

"AU!!! AUA!!! AU!!!"

"Well, signorina Krüger, are you finally sobered up, or do I need to take my belt?"

"AU!!! A belt? AU!!! What does that mean? AUA!!! Whoops! AU!!! Nein! AU!!! The belt is really not necessary! AUA!!!"

"Enough! You just asked for it!"

Martinet Is Not Enough

Shoplifters

Belinda and her Italian friend Elvira were spending their vacations in USA. One day European girls were in a quite expensive store. Since they had not enough money to buy some fashion clothes, they decided to steal them. When they was caught and brought to the police station, police officers thought, that it wasn't really necessary to bring these two tourists some troubles with the law. Especially, when one of the officers suggest to his colleague quite effective way to deliver their message to bad girls.

Difficult Choice

"Stop squirming, Miss Krüger! I'm really disappointed with your work performance! But you have a choice: you may take this switching, and I'll give you another chance, or you may simple return back to Germany!"

Local Laws

The speed with which the Authorities act in the event of visitors breaching local laws and moral codes means that it is rare for nationals to be held in custody for more than 24 hours or so. Local Justice is swift, but expects cooperation at all points. It will be rare that Consular support can be made available in the timescale required. Most offenses will be settled with a fine, or, particularly for young women breaching their codes of dress, behavior or alcohol rules, the 'short sharp shock' of Corporal Punishment will be applied.

Most Police Stations and Courts are equipped to enable this to be carried out without delay immediately upon admission of guilt or on conviction.

Our advice is therefore to ensure that alcohol is avoided, that bare flesh is not displayed in public, and anything that could be see as temptation to the local people strictly should be strictly avoided.

The Witch's Crimes

Cunning Maid

Mein Tushie!

Being a Friend

The Price

"Ahem!"

"Whoops!"

"Mein Gott!"

"Well, girls, I really hope that all you so worth it to sleep on your bellies for a while!"

Unruly Secretary

Weight Loss Motivation

"Don't look at me like this, Miss Krüger! If you had read the contract before sign it, you should remember, that it says, that a maid in my house shouldn't weight more than 160 pounds! And an overweight will be punished! Now turn your back to me and breathe out!"

Noisy Maid