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Monday, May 30, 2022

Service with the Smack

"AUTSCH!!!! Mein Popo!!! How dare you?! AUTSCH!!!!"

"Well, Miss, after the mess you caused in my store, you should feel yourself lucky, that I choose just spank your naughty German butt instead of calling the police! So, hold still, if you don't want to earn some extras, which I give you with a great pleasure!"

Saturday, May 28, 2022

Electricity Bill

"Boohoo!!! Mein arme Popo! Why is Frau Dubois always starting all the conversations about the unpaid bills from the hairbrush spanking? And how should I save electricity, if I really need to cool my poor bottom off after every our meeting? Boohoo!!!"

Thursday, May 26, 2022

Lazy Hotel Maid

"AUA!!! Mein Popo! AU!!!"

"And you dare yo call this the 'room service'?! I expected the bed maid and the floor cleaned, not to find the hotel maid sleeping in my bed! So, shut the fuck up and take this, unless you want me to tell everything to your manager!"

Tuesday, May 24, 2022

Vampire Night Club

When she-werewolf saw the sign "Vampires only!" over the enter of the night club, she was pretty sure, that no one will notice, who she really is, if she'll keep the human form. But the club's owner had her suspicions and found the way, how to provoke a suspicious customer to reveal her true form. Right after the she-werewolf showed everyone, who she really is, angry vampiress turned her over her knee and gave her a very sound spanking.

Monday, May 23, 2022

Customer service

It was a quiet day, it seemed, and the shop was empty. After the festive rush, it was no surprise. People had had their fill of shopping and crowds for a while. That, or they were all still in a food coma. Bliss, Liam thought. He walked towards the back of the shop and found the till, behind which stood a very bored young blonde woman, staring at and twiddling on her phone.

Liam came to stand in front of the now-ubiquitous plexiglass screen and made a little polite wave.

“Heya,” he said. “Happy New Year.”

“Yes? Can I help you?” the young woman said, a practiced look of indifference on her face.

“Hum, yes, it’s for a return. I bought this for a gift and it...” the man started.

“Do you have a receipt?” she interrupted him.

“Pardon me?”

She rolled her eyes. “A receipt. Piece of paper with the price on it. Proof of purchase, ja?”

“Hum, I’m not sure, I…” Liam hesitated

“Next!” she yelled, looking behind his shoulder.

“What?”

“No proof, no service. Next!” she yelled again.

He turned around.

“… There’s nobody else here…”

“Right, guess I get a break, then.” She smiled and looked back at her phone.

“And my return?”

“Can not help you.”

“Could you just take a look?” he asked, ticked.

“Did you find you receipt?”

“No but…”

“Can not help you.” She cut him.

“Please? It’s unopened.” He showed her.

“Nah.”

“Listen, I’m not trying to be a pain here. I have a customer account here, you can probably...”

“Like I said, nah,” she cut him again

He looked around again. “Can I speak to someone else?”

“What is it? You want to talk to the manager?” she grinned.

“That’s not what I said. Listen, I’m really not trying to be difficult. I’m just trying to return something and, quite frankly, you’re just being rude, you know?”

“Oh, I am sorry. The customer is always right, is he not? And I, the poor little employee should so whatever you want. Is that it?”

“That is… Not what I said either? I’m fine with just an exchange. See? It’s in perfect condition.” He showed her.

“Nah, you see, I am very busy, I do not have time to deal with stuff like that.”

“You… don’t look very busy?” Liam said through gritted teeth, his patience wearing thin.

She waved her phone. “Uh, yeah? I am talking to people?” she said, dismissively. She looked him up and down. “Yeah, it is probably not a problem that you’d have…”

He frowned, “What’s that supposed to mean?”

“It means leave me alone, you creep.”

“Right, where’s the owner then?”

“On hols. It is just you and me. And I am busy.”

“You’re rude is what you are.”

“Whatever.”

“No, not whatever!”

“What, what are you gonna do, big man? Bore me to death?”

“Clearly, someone should have taught you some manners…”

She rolled her eyes. “Yeah. Can you bitte leave me alone, danke. Is that polite enough for you?”

“I would have been gone already if you’d just had a look, you know?”

“Good grief, you just can not take a hint, can you?” she sighed. She put her phone up and looked at the screen, pouting, “Hey guys!” she said to the phone, “This is the creep that is harassing me at work! Say hallo, creep!” She turned the phone around to face him, and Liam could see himself on video.

“What the hell? Are you filming me?”

“Yeah, say hallo!”

He shook his head and shrugged. “Unbelievable…” He turned around and started to walk back out. She came out of her booth and followed him, her phone still held high.

“And there you have it, you guys, that is how you deal with rude-ass custom...”

Suddenly turning around, he grabbed the phone out of her hand and looked into the camera.

“You think I’m rude? I came here to ask politely for a return”

“Hey! Give it back!” she yelled.

He moved it away from her grasp, still talking to the camera. “This young lady is anything but polite, she thought that tapping away at her phone was more important than actually doing her job.

“Give me my phone!” she yelled again.

“So I think I’ll give her a piece or my mind…” he continued.

“Give me my...”

He grabbed her wrist and pulled her toward what looked like a footstool. With the girl still protesting and trying to get away, he placed the phone on a shelf, camera still recording. He sat and pulled her over his lap in one fluid movement.

“What are you doing?!” she cried. The camera was pointing at her bottom, perched as it was over his knees. He turned to the camera once more. One of his hands was holding her tight by the waist, his other hand went up.

“And this, you guys, is how we're dealing with the rude shopgirls back in good old USA!”

With a resounding ‘SLAP!’, his open palm came down on her rear, making her jump and yelp instantly.

“Stop!!” she cried, but it was much too late.

The smacks, slaps and spanks began pouring down one after another over her short dress, and it wasn’t long before she was crying and wriggling, hopelessly trying to get away from his firm grip. She hurled insults and invectives at him, from comments on his mother’s proclivities to questions about his manhood and what he could go do to himself with an impressive diversity of objects. Through it all, he said nothing, hitting her bottom, her thighs with the satisfaction of someone who’d been dreaming of it for a while.

He grabbed her dress and lifted it up to her midriff, exposing a little pair of white knickers.

“No! What are you doing you fucking pervert??” she yelled.

“What someone should have done a long time ago…” he replied with a grin and pulled the underwear down as well. Without missing another beat, the slaps resumed. Twenty more hard slaps and the pale pink had turned bright red. Thirty more, forty, and she was begging him to stop, kicking her legs, grabbing and holding to his leg. He held her firmly in place, relentless.

“So, do you have other comments to make?” he asked.

“N-nein…” she said and sniffed.

“I thought so…”

His hand came down again slammed against her tender, hurt bottom. She cried out and whimpered. “Bitte…”

“Oh I don’t think so,” he said, the slaps falling without a pause. Left-right, left-right, evenly covering her naked, throbbing cheeks. She moaned and protested, tears rolling down her cheeks. He carried on without a word, enjoying the spectacle of her ass jiggling and bouncing under his undivided attention. Little by little, as her bottom became a darker and darker shade of red, her invectives died down and she started crying more. The insults became begging, became pleading, became apologies.



“BITTE! I’M SORRY!” she yelled at last. He did pause at that.

“Are you going to do your job?” he asked, punctuating the question with a slap.

“Ja! Yes, please!”

“Was it so hard?” Another slap.

“N-nein…”

“No sir” Smack!

“Au! N-no sir!”

“There we go… Get up!” he said with one final slap.

“Aua! Yes, sir…”

As she did so, he reached for the phone and, pointing it to her bruised bottom first, brought it up to her face.

“Something you want to say?” he asked, nodding towards the phone.

“I… I am sorry… I will be m-more professional…” she mumbled

“How should you treat your customers?”

“R-respectfully?”

“And?”

“K-kindly?”

“And?”

“P-p-politely?”

Liam turned to the camera one last time.

“And there you have, you guys! A lesson well learnt!” he said.

Saturday, May 14, 2022

Enough Questions!

"That's it, I've had enough of your tabloid journalism!"

"Oh! Unhand me, you monster! ... We're getting this on vid, right? Nice. ... Ow! You thug! You brute! Ouch!"

Dame Athanasia Strikes Back

The night was young. Full Moon was high in the sky. Everything was sleeping, so nobody could see a two figures, who were crawling under the castle wall. A slim brunette, wearing a jackboots and a corset. Her hair were crow-black, but her skin was morbidly pale. Dame Athanasia Morrisville. A vampire. Her companion was wider. She was fully naked, but almost full covered with a gray fur. She had a bushy wolf tail. Livonna Grau. A werewolf. They stopped and looked up at the castle wall.

"So, here we are again!" Dame Athanasia smirked, showing her needle-like fangs "And now I'll get all I need!"

"Is that fern flower really that necessary for the ritual you're planning, milady?" Livonna asked, scratching her plump bottom "Last time we tried to get that flower it ended very very bad. Don't you remember?"

"It is necessary, stupid she-wolf! And if you'll remind me about your failures ever again, I'll give you a spanking of your life myself! You'd better not test my patience! Now let's go!" she jumped over the castle wall. She-werewolf sighed and followed her.

Remembering their last visit to the witch's garden, few minutes later girls found what they came for. The fern flower. Vampiress nodded.

"Yes! This is it!" she looked at her companion "Take it, and let's go! The only thing you're right, we'd better not to stay here for too long!"

She-werewolf bend on her knees to cut the flower.

Suddenly both thieves heard a girlish laugh like a bolt from the blue. Kajira, the young witch, owner of the castle appeared in the night sky, riding on her broom.

"My, my! If those aren't the pests, I dusted out not so long ago!" she smirked "What are you doing here, evil spirits? If you two came for some more switching, I'm more than happy to oblige!" she rose her hand, and a bright lightning bolt flew from her palm and stroke right in Livonna's upturned buttocks.

"AAAAWOOOOO!!!! My bottom! Not again! AAAAROOOO!!!!" the wolf-girl howled in pain and started the brat war dance, hopping around and clutching her electrocuted bottom.

Kajra laughed, watching at one of her enemies discomfort, while Dame Athanasia froze in fear. But suddenly Livonna, still howling in pain, jumped extremely high and brought down the witch down from her broom. Before Kajira even realized, what had happened, angry she-werewolf broke her broom and bend her over her lap, making her stick her bottom out.

"This night the only one pest who will get dusted will be you!" she growled and put some switches from witch's broom.

"Damned beast! How dare you?! Release me! Now!" Kajira screamed. She struggled, trying to break out, but Livonna was much more stronger. The witch tried to focus to use some spells to save herself from the furious werewolf, but before she could focus on her magic, the sharp stinging pain in her own buttocks made her scream out loud.

Dame Athanasia laughed, watching how Livonna walloped poor Kajira. The witch could do nothing, but screaming and weeping in pain, begging for mercy and promising to give Athanasia and Livonna all she has, but furious she-werewolf just couldn't stop, since she finally got a chance to recoup all her pain and humiliations for almost all her previous spankings, even knowing that that surely wasn't the witch's fault that she received all of them. So she went to town on Kajira's ass, striking her mercilessly. The bunch of switches became thinner and thinner, but the switching was still far from over, and poor witch's crying became more and more rueful.

And while Livonna was finally getting her revenge, Dame Athanasia turned back to the fern flower.

"Finally! It is mine!" she said and plucked it. Then she turned to her still busy partner in crime "I got it!" she shouted "Let's go! We still have many thing to do!"

Livonna growled and threw blubbered Kajira from her knee.

"Don't even think about!" she wagged a finger and followed her companion, leaving poor witch sobbing and whining on the ground.

"Brilliant! Just brilliant!" Dame Athanasia smiled, feasting her eyes on the fern flower "And not only did I get the flower, but I also got even with that witch! Just excellent!" she gave a playfully spank on Livonna's plump bottom "It looks like you do you Best right after this naughty butt of yours got some pain as a stimulation!" she laughed.

Livonna sobbed and carefully rubbed her bottom which was still sore after the thunderstroke.

"I'm happy to serve, milady!" she said "But what now? What else do we... OW!!!"

"We?!" Dame Athanasia flared up and gave Livonna another spank, making her whimper again.

"I mean, what else do you need to complete your master plan, milady?"

"This is better! I still need the forest temple chalice! And that will be my next step!" she caressed Livonna's hair "Good job, dearie! Sorry for being rude to you sometimes, but you know, that's the only way to keep you in line! Too bad, we still need a charmer to complete my plan! But that's just a temporary problem! I'll change the Paddle of Destiny into the Paddle of Doom!"

The witch stand at the castle wall, rubbing her sore bottom and watching how vampiress and she-werewolf walking away hand in hand. The night was silent again, so she could hear almost every their word.

"Oh, so that's what you need?" she whispered "Ambitious! Really ambitious! Maybe even too much ambitious for someone who got taste of my broom! Ow!" she carefully robbed her burning bottom "Stupid mutt! But maybe I even can forgive you both for stealing from me and for this humiliation! You need a charmer? Maybe I can help you, milady! Not for free, of course..." Kajira smiled wet.


Story inspired by Kalidwen's game Elven Kingdom (which you may found here - https://kalidwen.itch.io/elven-kingdom)

Witch and Switches

Kajira the witch returns home to find her copy of The Necronomicon Ex-Mortis is missing. Seeing large wolf tracks leaving her house, and heading into the woods, she suspects her book was stolen by Livonna, who is a known thief, besides being a werewolf. Taking to the air, Kajira casts a spell, giving life to the trees in that section of the forest, and orders them to catch Livonna, and return her and The Book Of The Dead to her witch house. And to give Livonna a spanking, with their long switch like fingers all of the way there, to give her just a little taste of what lies in store for her, once Kajira gets her evil hands on her...

Tuesday, May 10, 2022

Little Tease

"He-he! Who has got the itchy butt? I bet Belida got the switch. You know, switch leaves those itchy lines so she has to rub!"


Vampire Club

Not long ago, in London, two young ladies, both about 22 years old in appearance, walked into a pub for a few drinks. One of them - slim brunette dressed in gothic style. The other - a plump blonde dressed as a biker. Vampire and werewolf. They came to spend a night, having some fun.

They set at the bar, looked around and saw a handsome fellow. Since they both noticed, how each of them looked at him, they started arguing, which of them will deduce him easily and vampire girl suggested a bet - the one, who'll succeed will give the loser a spanking over her bare bottom. Werewolf-girl agreed and decided to make her try first.

But she acted so unladylike, sitting over guy's table and roughly flirting with him, so he just send her away. The vampire girl acted much more ladylike and polite, which brought her to success.

After she kissed the guy, she returned to her angry and ashamed opponent and showed her own supernatural nature by easily pulling werewolf girl, who also shifted to her true form, over her knee and giving her a very hard spanking right in front of every one.

Sunday, May 8, 2022

Housework Motivation

Belinda and her employer, Mrs Brenda Simpson, are having a disagreement over everything from reasonable expectations to the dowdy maid's uniform. Finally Mrs Simpson has had enough and declares the German au pair may remove the offensive uniform as she'll have little need for it for a while as her bare bottom is paddled by solid wooden a hairbrush.

Thursday, May 5, 2022

Watchdog

"OWIEE!!!"

"Hadn't we agreed, that you'll stay with the Dragonborn, while I'll look for that damned crypt?!"

"OW!!! But I was by him! OW!!!"

"Oh, yeah? And where is he now? We should all meet at Standing Stones!"

"Yes, but... OWIEE!!! We were passed by a cave and he asked me to wait him outside... OW!!! So I did, but he didn't return... OWIEE!!!"

"You did what?! Hadn't you even thought, that that something could happen to him in that cave?! Why didn't you follow him?!"

"HOWL!!! But he ordered... OWIEEE!!!"

"Does it really matter, what had he ordered? Dovakin is too important for the world to losing him such a stupid way! You should sneak after him! Werewolves are always in trouble!"

"HOWL!!!"

Night of the Werewolves

After vampire princess was satisfied, poor werewolf-girl was released from the castle and run away, desperately trying to cool her shaved mercilessly birched bottom down. She howled in unbearable pain all her way to her pack.
After other werewolves saw what happened to their sister, they decided to revenge.They knew, that the vampire bitch who made one of them suffer was a daughter of the one of the patriarchs, but they just couldn't get her away with what she had done. So they cut some birches and made the soak in Holy Water, while they storm the castle to get their enemy.

Vampire princess protested, threatened that her father, the vampire patriarch, will bring all the werewolves pack to book, and finally just begged for mercy, but all was useless and leader of the werewolves pack herself and her faithful companions birched undead bitch as merciless as she tormented one of them some hours before. Soaked in Holy Water birches literally burned undead behind, making vampiress scream so loud, that she was heard for the whole forest.

Tuesday, May 3, 2022

Maid's Woe

"AUTSCH!!!! Mein Gott! AUTSCH!!! Mein arme Popo! AUA!!!! AUTSCH!!!"

"I don't know, how is it with this in Germany, but here in Great Britain you can lay in bed only if you're wearing your pyjamas and the bed is spread out! And of course as a maid in my mansion you should doing house chores, not laying in bed in the middle of the day! But don't worry! I'm sure some freshly cane stripes across this fat German butt of yours will teach you a good lesson!"

"AUTSCH!!! I am sorry! AUA!!! This will not happen again! AUTSCH!!! That stings! AUA!!!"

Monday, May 2, 2022

Hard Luck Minx

"AUTSCH!!! Mein Popo! AUA!!! Stop this! AUA!!!!"

"Stupid German minx! Do you really think I came here with my wife only to cheat on her?! And you dare to making a pass at me in front of everyone! Oh, I'll show you what happens to such a naughty minxes back in my land!"

"AUTSCH!!!"

"Hehe! Spank her good, dear!"

"AUTSCH!!! I am sorry! AUTSCH!!!"

Last Warning

"AUTSCH!!! Mein Popo! AUA!!!"

"Shut up and listen! If I'll ever see you flirting with my boyfriend again, I'll spank this fat cul allemand of yours right in front of him!"

"AUTSCH!!!!"

Sunday, May 1, 2022

You Are Next!

"Boohoo!!! Mein arme Popo!"

"Hey! This is unfair! I paid my part of the rent! Just because Belinda got paddled for not overdue her part doesn't mean I should too."

"What kind of friend would you be if you didn't pay your fair share of what you both earned, Alicia? Your fat bottomed friend paid for overdue rent, you'll pay for not preventing her from spending too much money! Now bend over!"