A Real German Quality

"AUTSCH!!! Mein Popo! AUA!!!"

"Nothing personal, mademoiselle! All I want is to check the vaunted quality of a German teflon!"

"AUSTCH!!!"

True Truth

"It was she, I tell you! She stole all the chickens! Just look at this fat gray ass! I hope, you'll allow me to wallop her good!"

Cactus Butt

"AU!!! Sonya, be careful! AUTSCH!!!"

"I'm trying my Best, Belinda!"

"AUA!!! Mein Popo!"

"What a selfish girl you are! Don't you feel sorry for a poor little cactus you ruined with your butt?"

"AUTSCH!!! Very funny! AUTSCH!!!"

"Hold still, Cactus Butt!"

"AUA!!!"

 

After the Game

 

Thoughts

"Oh oh oh... Mein Gott! Mein arme Popo! Au! Au! Are all the Englishmen spanking their tenants for overdue rent, or is that just my bad luck? Boohoo!!!"

Lesson for an Au Pair

 

"AUTSCH!!! Bitte! Stop! AUA!!!"

"No, Miss Krüger! My wife warned you, that our dear son has an allergy, so you should wash the carpet in his room with a hypoallergenic shampoo! And what had you done? You used a very toxic shampoo, which you shouldn't use even in my cabinet!"

"AUTSCH!!! Mein Popo! AUA!!! Please! AUTSCH!!! This will not happen again! AUTSCH!!!"

"Oh, I will make myself sure of that!"

"AUA!!!"

Au Pair Trouble

 

Just as Planed

"Well, well, well. Where had you been, Miss Krüger?"

"But Frau Maison, did you not gave me a day off?.."

"What?! How dare you teasing me? Bend over! Now!"

"AUTSCH!!!! But your daughter... AUTSCH!!!"

"How dare you telling anything about my daughter! You! Lazy German cow!"

"AUTSCH!!! Mein Popo! AUTSCH!!!"

"Ouch! That must hurt alot! Poor Belinda. But she shouldn't telling rumors about me!"

Katzenjammer

"Oh... My head! It feels, like it will blow... AUA!!!Mein Popo! What had happened?! Oh... I surely should not hold such a jubilee for German team winning... But what had happened? Did I got into a trouble with an other team fans?.. Au! Or did a waitress punished me for breaking some dishes in a pub? Or did I got into a trouble with a porter, when I came to the hotel in the morning? AUA!!! Boohoo!!! My poor bottom hurts just like I got that all in one night... Bawl!!!"

A Little Condescension

"Don't tell me, that I didn't warned you! Yes, we're dating, but I'm still a shepherd and I won't allow you to steal any lambs on my watch!"

Tennis Rivals

 

Top Devilry

"Stop bawling! It was your idea to make a bet, who's beast form is more powerful! And you also decided to make a one thousand spanks a penalty for loser! Will you ever learn, that the vampires are the Best in everything?"

Pink Hair, Crimson Bottom

"Yes, Krüger, my hair are pink! And a very good ear! And I won't make anyone, who makes a laugh of me behind my back, get away with it! And I will be especially happy to color crimson one naughty German exchange student's plump bottom!"

 

Futuristic Penalty