Watch Your Fingers!

"AU!!!"

"Are you learning your lesson, Miss Krüger?"

"This is what I am thinking of your lessons!"

"Really? Well, then I guess I should make you pull these skirt and panties down and take the paddle!"

"Whoops!"

Sore Winner

"Ugh! AU!!!!"

"Emm... Are you sure, you choose a right place for it, Mr?"

"Of course, I am! And since this German lady publicly accused me, that I won only because used a familiar ping pong racket, I'll publicly show her, that I can handle with any racket!"

"AUTSCH!!! Mein Popo! AUA!!!"

High Wind

"Wow! It looks like dean Wallace started to preparing his students to the exams!"

Showing Curves

"May I just cover myself and go? Maybe this is not that necessary?"

"Stand still, sly puss! Do you really think, you may tease all those men, who are passing by my home with those slutty tits of yours and get away with it?"

"But I was just taking sunbath!"

"Topless? I don’t know how it’s customary in Germany, but here in Russia we don't show our naked bodies to everyone! So, if you want to show some of your curves, I'll made you stand with your freshly switched slutty backside on display!"

Wrath of the Vampire Princess

"HOOOWL!!!!"

"Hold still! And listen! If I'll ever even hear that anyone of your pack is causing mayhem on the forest roads on my land, this will be a walk in the park in comparison! And this is just the beginning. We have the whole night and many more birches ahead! Let's call it a musical night!"

"HOOOWL!!!! AWOOOO!!!! AROOOOO!!!!"

Topographical Cretin

"AUTSCH!!! Mein Popo! AUA!!!"

"What a counselor at the camp you are, if you got lost in the forest so easy?!"

"AUTSCH!!! I am sorry! AU!!!"

"Don't you award your girl-scouts a badges for orienteering? Where's yours, I wonder?"

"AU!!! AUA!!! AU!!!"

"Thank God, my daughter leaded you all out from the woods! How dare you jeopardize children?! Damned guest worker!"

"AUTSCH!!!"

Lady Penelope

Belinda really should have read the contract before signing it.
But Lady Penelope was so nice and to move from noisy old Rheinhausen, with a mansion out on the English country side, was to tempting.

 

Happy Easter!

Why Werewolves Are Howling?

On Display

A Hot Summer Day

Rules of the House

"This is unfair! Yes, I returned to your home almost at midnight, but I am not a child and I am even not your daughter!"

"Well, that's true, Miss Krüger. You're an au pair in my house, but since you're living under my roof, you should follow rules of my house. And I don't tolerate breaking the curfew from anyone! And for this backtalking you'll get your strapping bare bottomed!"

English, do you speak it?

"AUTSCH!!!! Mein Popo! AUA!!!!"

"English please, Miss Krüger! English, do you speak it! I will not tolerate any non-English speaking in my class again! Do you understand me?"

"AUTSCH!!! Ja... Whoops! I mean 'yes'!"

"Too late!"

"AUTSCH!!!! AUA!!!"

Superior Devilry

"I suppose, girls, now no doubt left, who is the superior devilry of all!"