Naughty or Nice

"AUTSCH!!! Mein Popo! AUA!!!! AU!!!"

"Miss Krüger, when I hired you as a Christmas Elf and asked you to tell these beautiful kids about the story of the Christmas celebrating and different Christmas traditions, while we all were waiting for Santa, I didn't suppose, you'll start scaring them with all your German holiday demons like that Krampus or Knecht Ruprecht or..."

"AUA!!! But Knecht Ruprecht is not a... AUA!!!"

"I don't care! You scared these kids by telling them about Christmas punishment for naughty boys and girls and now I'll show them how does it happening on your example!"

"AUTSCH!!!"

Russian Holidays

"AUTSCH!!!! Mein Popo! AU!!! It stings and frostbites in the same time! AUA!!!"

"Hold still, you! I don't know, how you, Germans, celebrate Christmas in your Motherland, but I won't tolerate your drunken singing in the middle of the street in my town!"

Always the Same

"HOWL!!!! OWIEE!!! But Bess, please! OWIEE!!!"

"Hold still, useless beast! Or do you really think, you can fail my order and get away with that?! Since this time when you returned your bottom wasn't sore at all, I'll fix this myself!"

"HOWL!!!!"

Gruß vom Krampus!

"Mein Gott! Aber ich war das gute Mädchen!"

"Ouch! My butt! Whip her good! She should warn me about such a creatures in Swiss Alps!"

Excessive Precision

"AUTSCH!!!! AUA!!! Mein Popo! AUA!!! AUTSCH!!! Stop! AUA!!!"

"As you may see, ladies and gentlemen, in our amusement park wild west town is recreated very thoroughly! Even the good old west way to punish a naughty lass!"

A British Solution to French-German Problem

"AIE!!! Mes fesses! AIE!!!"

"Hold still! This warming is just a warning - if you two will not pay the rent till end of the week, I'll paddle you two bare and throw out from this flat!"

"Au! Au! Mein Popo! But it is Donnerstag already..."

"What?!"

"AIE!!!"

"I mean, Thursday!"

"That's not my problem! And it looks like I need to give you two some English lessons to be sure, you'll understand me right! Pants down young ladies!"

The Credit

"AUTSCH!!!! Mein Popo!!! It hurt so bad! BOOHOO!!!"

"Well, I don't doubt! But try to see the bright side, Miss Krüger! Yes, you won't be able to sit down for a while, but I bet, you'll repay me all your debt until the end of the day!"

Apologies not Accepted

 

Dealing with the Rival

"AUTSCH!!! AUA!!!! Mein Popo! AUTSCH!!! AUA!!!! AUTSCH!!!!"

"Wow! Looks like Molly didn't joke, when she promised to kick Belinda's fat German ass!"

"Oh, boy! Just look at those marks! I doubt she'll be able to sit down any time soon!"

"You planed take her to the cinema. I guess, now it'll be not so easy for her, will it?"

"Well, I guess I'd better to set our date aside. But maybe Molly will go to cinema with me?"

"Yeah! Choose the victress!"

Truant's Dance

"AUTSCH!!! Mein Popo!!! Boohoo!!!"

"Well, well, well. Looks like that fat German ass of yours wasn't very happy to meet the proper English strap, Miss Krüger, was it? Next time you'll skip my lessons, I'll introduce you the cane!"

Monsterball

 

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