Coffee Break

French Lesson

"Mademoiselle Krüger, how could you ever mix up letters to our respected patron and to our debtors?"

"AU!!! I am sorry! AU!!! I have some... AU!!! ...difficulties with... AU!!! ...French surnames! AUA!!!"

"Ah d'accord! You have difficulties with French surnames! Well, in this case we will continue this, until you'll know them all by rote!"

"AUTSCH!!! Mein Popo! AUA!!!"

In the Memory of Normandy Beach

When Sgt. Payne was send to turn the protesters out-of-doors, he was pretty sure, that he'll just say them the same words, he usually saying to annoying journalists. But when he saw an arrogant German girl, he remembered his grandfather, who was a soldier in WW2 and took a part in Normandy Beach invasion. So Sgt. decided to continue the tradition in a more peaceful way...

The Question

"Tell me, Belinda, will all German women, if they're allowed to borrow someone's things, will also borrow another's boyfriend, or are you such one?!"

Cockiness

Checking the Damadge

Too Much Attention

Defiance

Supernatural Serious Talk

"Stop squirming! It was not so wise idea to trespass my land, when the moon isn't full, was it? But you, werewolves, never were very smart, were you? So hold still!"

Each Grain

"Oh, so you're thinking it's funny - watching how a self-respecting vampire crawls around, counting all those damned grains? Well, what could I expected from a primitive werewolf beast like you? But I think it's funny to watch how you're crawling around and counting those damned grains loud enough to I could hear! And if you won't be fast or loud enough, this lash should help!"

Hunter Became Hunted

It was a beautiful summer. Nothing boded trouble. But one sunny morning one of the farmers found his sheeps slaughtered. Word spread quickly of the beast that befell Brookhaven. They said it was a wolf. But how could a wolf open a closed door and got into a stables without making a fuss? The hunters set many traps around the village, but the beast didn't even came near any of them. And in the morning another farmer found his livestock slayed. When another night brought a new victims, the villagers went to the forest and raided it, but they found even no trace of a beast.

Few days later, when almost all the villagers were pretty sure, that the beast, who continued killing their livestock, was a curse from the gods, one of the farmers found a she-werewolf in his snare. After all those nights, which she was fed up, she became fat and lazy and was so sure, that all the villagers are too foolish to catch her, that she became careless and forgot about the traps. The beast was really angry and furiously tried to escape, but the farmer didn't lose his courage and took the riding crop.

He hided near the snare and waited, until she-werewolf lose her powers and then he went out and started cropping her fleshy bare backside. Her howling was heard over the village, she kicked her legs, wagged her bottom, howled in pain and anger, but she couldn't break from the snare and even couldn't save her vulnerable buttocks from the punishment. Finally she was broken from the pain and didn't struggle, while the farmer put a collar on her neck. He brought her to the sheriff, striking her sore bottom, when he thought, that she may try to run.

When the sheriff saw the bloody-minded beast, which terrorized the village for a few days, he decided to put her in pigeonholes on the central square and allow all the villagers to punish her. It were a very long two days for a she-werewolf, while her bottom was suffered endless switching, belting, cropping and birching. Some of the villagers even brought a stinging nettles to burn her buttocks before the twilight. Poor she-werewolf begged for mercy and promised never return to Brookhaven.

Overpower

When Belinda asked her roommate Alicia to be more quite and not to disturb her, since she's trying to study before the midterm, the French asked the German not to disturb her Birthday party and found much more weighty argument.

Fairness

"AU!!!"

"Well, Belinda, I have no hard feelings, that you leaved me alone cleaning the pool! But since you came to get your share, I'll be happy to give you all you deserves!"

"AU!!! But Erin! AUA!!! How dare you?! AUA!!!"

Healthy Food

"AUTSCH!!! Mein Popo! AUA!!! But the chicken is a chicken! AUTSCH!!!"

"Miss Müller! I told you, that you should buy a chicken to the meal at a farming store, not in a supermarket! I have no idea, what an antibiotics were used, when this chicken was growing up! And I have no wish, to suffer the experience! Do you hear me?!"

"AUTSCH!!! Mein Gott! AUTSCH!!! The chicken is a chicken! Nothing more! AUA!!!! Mein arme Popo! AUTSCH!!!"

"Do you ever listening me?! Or do I need to give you a dozen or two more?!"

"AUTSCH!!!"