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Saturday, April 2, 2022

The Curse of the Ancient Tomb

 


A Loud Morning

Belinda was spending her vacation in Russia. She stayed at her Russian's friend's Maria country house. Besides her and Maria, there were two more tenants - a Russian girl named Olga and her husband Roman. Roman, or, as he asked to call him, Roma, was very handsome young man. And when on the second after her arrival, he started flirting with Belinda, she was happy to return love. Two days later, early in the morning, Belinda was awakened by a hard spank over her plump bottom. She jumped in bed, opened her eyes wide and saw Olga and Maria.

"Time to wake up, slutty bitch!" Olga said "Had Roman and you thought, that I won't notice anything?"

"Is it my fault, that he was flirting with me? I did not started this!" Belinda offered excuse.

"Look, bitch! If you want to stay in my house, you will behave like a decent woman!" Maria said strictly "Now get this fat German ass of yours from the bed and go cut some switches! Now!"

Sobbing, Belinda went outside to cut the switches. She was pretty sure, that she knew, what was going to happen. But when she returned, she was very surprised. Olga and Maria decided, that since Belinda didn't seduce Roman, the all the responsibility is over him...

Thursday, March 31, 2022

What a View!

"Wow! Looks like that haughty German finally got her just deserts! Too bad I missed, who taught her a lesson, but I bet she won't sit down for a while!"

Friday, March 25, 2022

Silver Paddle

"Will you behave, or should I give you another baker's dozen with this silver paddle?"

"AWOOO!!!! No! No! You win!" *SNIFF*

 

Monday, March 21, 2022

Last Warning

"AUTSCH!!!! Mein Popo! AUTSCH!!!!"

"I want to make myself crystal clear, Miss Krüger! If you'll overdue rent ever again, you will lost not just ability to sit down for a while, but also these apartments! Are we clear?"

"AUTSCH!!!! Crystal clear, Herr! AUA!!!"

Wednesday, March 16, 2022

Leprechaun

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Deal

"AUTSCH!!! Mein Popo! AUA!!!"

"Well, Mr. Jackson, I really hope this will be enough compensation for your wasted time. Again, my apologies for my temporary secretary poor work performance with all the documents. I expected my more professionalism from a German woman!"

"Don't worry, Mr. McMurphy, your apologies are accepted. And I think, I'll inculcate this work discipline practice in my firm. Looks like it's quite effective! At least, to relief all your stress from your employees poor working!"

"AUA!!! Mein Gott! AUTSCH!!!"

Monday, March 14, 2022

Toleration

"I don't care, who started it! In our city all sentient races are welcome, and I won't tolerate any insulting or bulling by race! If I will ever again hear any more about 'flea-infesteds' or 'snake-heads' or 'bloodsuckers' any of you will make a public apology! Fully naked!"

 

Sunday, March 13, 2022

Double Blunder

Werewolfess and vampiress made a bet who's stronger. Vampiress won, proving that vampires are really strong. But werewolfess complained that if she was in her beast form she would kick bloodsucker's butt for sure. But she forgot, that some vampires also have their beast forms, which are even stronger. And now werewolfess understands who will kick who's ass!

Saturday, March 5, 2022

Lawyer

"AUTSCH!!! Mein Popo!!"

"Well, Miss Krüger, when I caught you in my office searching for compromising evidence on your boyfriend, we did agree that it was either this spanking or I would call the police..."

"And you will give me the evidence afterwards, right?.."

"Oh, I think I'll change our deal a bit; since this is being recorded on camera, I think I won't give you anything but this spanking!"

"AUTSCH!!! Was?! But you... AUTSCH!!!"

"I am altering the spanking, pray I do not alter it further!"


Wednesday, March 2, 2022

The Detention

"AUTSCH!!! BOOHOO!!! Mein arme Popo! I am even not sure, what is worse - being punished in front of boys, or being not able to sit down... BOOHOO!!!!"