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| "AUTSCH!!! Mein Popo! Au! May I go? Those people are watching! Boohoo!" "No way, hussy! I want all these people to know, what happens with the shoplifters! And I don't care, that you're a tourist and what will you think about our hospitality after this!" |
"Count yourself lucky your lil' pannies are still in situ, young lady!"
ReplyDeletesaid the Store Manger, Brenda. She was real mad.
"Why, I sure have a good mind to take one of our luxury, designer leather belts to your bare hiney, missy. Some more whoopy-ass for you.
And that is exactly what my daughters would be getting from me right now in this situation. But then again... that is why they do not shoplift in the first place, already!
Pray, why should you escape with your fair botty not blistered a bunch, my girl ?"
Love the lilac heels :-)
Strict Mommy Brenda xx
"I am not your daughter! Au!"
Delete"How dare you Miss Kruger!!
ReplyDeleteOh my! You are a naughty lil' girl, who gotten caught shoplifting, who needs her panties pulled down and her bare botty-popo soundly tanned scarlet with the strap or cane!
And let me tell you, young lady, I've sure gotten no argument with the seat of your knickers. Oh no! I will not spare the bare!"
Strict Mommy Brenda xx
"Oh, Scheiße, nein!"
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