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Thursday, July 30, 2020

Thoroughness or Punctuality?

"Miss Krüger, when I hired you as a bookkeeper, I expected a true German thoroughness and punctuality! And you overdue this report for a day!"

"AUA!!! But I made it very thoroughly! AUA!!!"

"A" and "The"

"Wow! It looks, like I'll need a new cane here."

"AUTSCH!!! Mein arme Popo! But you can not continue the punishment! You had broken the cane!"

"Well, yes, but, I'm afraid, I broke "a" cane, not "the" cane!"

Wednesday, July 29, 2020

An Awkward Afternoon

"Mr. Massani?"  The woman called his name "Zaeed Massani,  a few moments with you."

The former Blue Suns Leader , and the galaxy's most feared bounty hunter, Zaeed Massani turned to see
a woman walking up behind him just as he was headed to the Dark Star in the upper level of the Zakera Ward.

Her hair was short and black, Her skin was dark tan and her eyes were a dark shade of green.  She wore a dark blue
dress with a big red strip lined in the front and back, with gold stripes.

She had a data pad in her hands.

Zaeed stood there, folding his arms as the woman approached him with what it looked like a
floating robotic camera.

"Is there something I can do for you miss?"  He asked in a low tone.

"Khalisah Bint Sinan al-Jilani,  Westerland News" She replied. holding out her hand for a handshake.

But Zaeed stood his ground kept his arms folded, giving the reporter a cold, hard stare, which caused
the reporter to take a step back.

"So anyway I like to ask you some questions about you career as a Lieutenant for the Systems Alliance-"

"Look," Zaeed interrupted. "I don't have time, nor the patience for these stupid goddanm questions.

And I don't give a rat's ass how much you want fame and fortune for your slanderous stories."

"But Mr. Masssani-"

"I'm not  interested, so kindly do yourself a favor and fuck off.."

Zaeed turned and walk away.

But Khalisah followed.

The moment the  bounty hunter made to the entrance of the Dark Star Lounge, he looked behind him.
To his annoyance a saw Khalisah catching up to him.

"Just what the hell do you want?" He asked in a dangerous tone. "I told you I'm not  interested."

"I just want some answers from you, Mr Massani." She said. "It's will only take a few minutes."

"Do not waste my goddamn time, I heard about you wanting to make up goddamn slanderous
stories about people on the Citadel."

"Well Mr. Massani, I'm sure you heard wrong," She said activating the floating camera.
"All I want is to get their story, Speaking of which, I still want to get yours."

"Well you're not getting anything from me,"  He said. "Now kindly please fuck off,
before I make you regret following me.."

"You don't understand, Mr. Massani, People want to know more about you besides being a
fearful bounty hunter in the galaxy."

Then Zaeed took one step closer to the reporter, and looked her the eye.

"You really don't want to piss me off,  Miss al-Jilani." Zaeed Said. "You're lucky you don't have a
price on your stupid head.

Because if you do, I'm most likely to put a bullet to your head without a second thought"

Khalisah however refused to back down.

"Is that a threat Mr. Massani?" She asked folding her arms while giving Zaeed a nasty glare.
"If so I can have you reported to C-Sec in a heartbeat."

"You think C-Sec would take me down easily?"  He asked. "You are sadly mistaken."

"I know that you were wanted for desertion after abandoning the Alliance during the First Contact War.
Then, four weeks ago, you were arrested and put on trial for the murder of Mindoir's ambassador
Aaron Edwards, in which you were the suspect for twenty years.

Do you have any comment?"

"Let's get one thing straight  Miss al-Jilani," Zaeed said. "First off, I don 't like people hounding me and giving
me stupid shit while asking me about my personal life in regards of my career as a Systems Alliance officer
and about the time I left the Alliance.

And, I'll have you know that I was framed, The man who murdered the ambassador was none other then my
greedy former partner and co-founder, Vido Santiago.

"And you made no attempt to clear your name?" She asked.

"What good would it do when you know that your best friend was  found dead in the pool of his own blood?
Besides, I found out about that Vido was working with that good-for-nothing slaver by the name of Aldon Stanford
to have Edwards killed, so he would be the new ambassador."

"I don't understand what you mean Mr. Massani," Khalisah said.  "Why would your former partner be involved in
Ambassador Edwards' death?"

"That's because Stanford felt that Mindoir was too wholesome," Zaeed said.

"When he hired Vido take him out of  the picture,I tried to prevent it from happening, but
Vido and the Blue Suns mercs turned on me and ambushed me in the woods.

Next, they started beating me, throwing punches at me, I tried to fight back, but they were too quick and I was too
dazed from all the hitting.

Then I was knocked to the ground, bruised and bleeding.

Vido walked up to my fallen form. He pulled out his gun and blew part of my face off. 
and that's how I ended up comatose.

When I came to, I found out what had happened, and swore revenge on Vido."

"Dose Shepard know what happened that day?" Khalisah asked.

"Of course she dose,"  Zaeed said. "Shepard knew I did not commit that murder because she was
well aware I was in a coma when Santiago murdered Edwards in his home.

Then, Stanford was exiled from Mindoir after it was discovered the he and Vido were selling off orphaned
children into slavery and prostitution.

Few years later, Stanford, with Vido's help, sold out Mindoir to those bloody batarian slavers. and the
colonist were killed while some were taken as slaves.

Shepard was the one who brought that treacherous bastard to justice and he will be serving time in prison
when he is convicted..

Now,If you don't mind, I've wasted enough of my time with you, so I'm going to have a drink or two."

Then he turned to leave.

"Just one more moment Zaeed." She said. " I still like to know about the time that you deserted the Alliance."

Zaeed turned to face Khalisah again, This time with a cold, hard glare.

"You know," He said. "I've had it with your stupid, slanderous, assertions.

"W-wait what are you doing?"  She asked as Zaeed grabbed her by the arm, she tried to pull herself free
from his grip, but it was too strong.

"St-Stop it! Let me go! You're hurting me!"

"Yeah, well I'm going to give you some that's gonna hurt even more."Zaeed replied dragged her to the bench.

He sat down at the nearest bench and then pulled Khalisah over his lap.

"I'm gonna teach you some manners....

And Hopefully, You'll think twice next time before you start pestering someone with your snide questions."

"No wait don't do this- AHHH!!" Khalisah screamed as Zaeed delivered a huge slap on her rear end.


He then began spanking her hard on her ass while everyone the in the upper level watched.

"AHHH!!  AHHHHHHH!!  STOP!  AHHH!!  STOP IT PLEASE!" She yelled. "SOMEBODY! AHHH!! PLEASE HELP ME! 
AHHHHHHH!!  THIS MAN IS INSANE! OH GOD PLEASE!  AHHH!! STOOOOPPPP!! STOP IT RIGHT NOW!!
AHHHHHHH!! STOP!  AHHH!! AHHHHHHH!! AHHHHHHH!! "

The pain in her buttocks increased with each and every slap on her rear end as Zaeed continued spanking her for more
then three minutes as until he stopped and released her from his grip.

"You are going to be sorry you did that, Mr. Massani nobody dose this to me and gets away with it!" Khalisah yelled
walking away, trying to rub away the soreness on her butt. "God, This is the must humiliating moment of my life!"

"Let that be a lesson to you." Zaeed muttered. "Stupid, spoiled,  little bitch......"

Get Smart


"Ja, Jonathan! I will leave my workplace in a hour earlier today! That old hag Frau Webster will not even... Whoops!"

"What did you to say about leaving your workplace, Miss Krüger? And how did you just call me?"


"So, Miss Krüger, do you think, you're the smartest person in my company?"

"No, Frau Webster! I just..."

"Enough this nonsense! Bent over this chair!"

"But Frau Webster, bitte, do not do this! I can explain..."

"I heard enough! Get over my knee! Now!"

"When I hired a German secretary, I was expecting her to be hard-working and assiduous! And what I got? A lazy and smartass!"

"AUTSCH!!! Frau Webster! AUTSCH!!! I am sorry! AUTSCH!!! I will work hard! AUTSCH!!!"

"Oh, you will! I will teach you! I will give you a smart ass!"

"AUTSCH!!! Mein arme Popo! AUTSCH!!!"

"No one leaves their workplaces in my office without my permission! Is that clear, Miss Krüger?"

"Ja, Frau Webster! Au! Au! Au!"

"And if you'll call me an old hag ever again, I'll break this ruler on this fat German ass of yours!"

Conan the Conqueror

"AUTSCH!!! How dare you to humiliate me this barbaric way!? AUA!!! Better just kill me! AUTSCH!!!"

"Maybe I am a barbarian, but I don't slay women, gal! But I want to be sure, that I'll leave you an impression!"

"AUA!!!"

Thursday, July 23, 2020

Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day

Uta was not having a good day. Not a good day at all.

The hand fell on her pert bottom with a sharp *SMACK!* and she let out a pained moan, biting her lip not to cry out.

“Please…” she begged for the umpteenth time, “Please, Brea… Stop… Pl…”

She screwed her eyes shut as another heavy slap landed on her sore bottom. Again and again the vengeful hand went down, fast, hard, smacking one cheek then the other like a merciless metronome. The piece was allegro, most definitely.

“Brea!” She managed as her tormentor paused to rub her hand and readjust her over her knees.

“What?” the other girl snapped, “I’ve heard all you had to say. It doesn’t change anything.”

“Please… I… AUuu! Please! Pl… Aauuu! I… I’ve learnt my… Aauuu… Will you please stooAauuu…”

Her begging was turning to sobs, and she could feel the tears starting to run down her cheeks.

“Brea! It was just a pho… Aauuua!”

“What? Just a photograph?! You’ve gotta be kidding me…”

“Hum… No…?” she said, hesitantly, “I mean, I didn’t… You know?”

“You didn’t what? Fuck my boyfriend? Well, damn, thank you, that’s very kind of you!”

“That’s not what I…”

“Whatever you meant, I don’t want to hear it. What I can tell you, though, is that after we’re done, he’s going to receive a very surprising pic…”

Bad Trip

Belinda was spending her vacation in Australia. After few days in Sydney she moved to Canberra and then she thought that is she wants to see a real wild nature, she need to go to the bush. So the German hired a guide from a locals. His name was Clark. He was a stern man, who really knew, how to survive in wild lands and he wasn't impressed by Belinda's performance. So, when in the middle of nowhere she started bitching about heat, weariness and gnats, he tried to tolerate her naughtiness for a few hours, but then lost his temper, cut a switch and put a German tourist over his knee.

Belinda tried to protest and even struggle, but she was too week and tired, so Clark just caught her hand and focused on the switching. Since her hotpants didn't cover her sit spots, he didn't pull them down and just switched the naughty German girl over the bare parts of her plump buttocks. The punishment was going on, until the switch has broken. Sore and angry, Belinda yelled to Clark to go away to hell, so he went away and leaved her alone.
After she spend some time in a self-pity, rubbing her sore bottom and cursing Clark, Belinda finally got herself together and realized that she was all alone in the middle of nowhere. The fear and the anger to the guide, who just left her in the bush made the German forget about the pain and she tried to went back to the civilization, since she remembered some reference points.

The walk took almost all day, but Belinda didn't reach a town and faced the truth - she had no other choice, but stay overnight in the woods. So she lighted a bonfire and started getting ready to bed, when a ranger went out from the woods. He said that Belinda should extinguish her fire immediately, but she was so tired and angry, so she didn't even try to explain anything, but started arguing and cussing. The ranger knew nothing about her misadventures and was also tired after a long day, so he put the rude girl over his knee, and when she started to struggle, just tied her hands with a cord from his boot.

He spanked Belinda just with his hand and over her shorts, but her bottom was still sore enough to make her feel all the pain from this punishment.

Tuesday, July 21, 2020

Third Belting in One Day

"Well, Krüger, this is a third time this day I need to belt this clumsy German ass of yours! And I will belt you again and again, until you'll learn to behave!"

Friday, July 17, 2020

Lesson for Everyone

"And now, ladies, please, watch carefully! Disciplining the servants is very important part of the housekeeping. And Greta's maid performance is so bad, so she needs a lesson too!"

Thursday, July 16, 2020

Lifeguard Discipline

"What do you think, you had done, Belinda?!"
"AUA!!! Mein Popo! AUA!!! But Joelle! AUA!!! But no one had drown! AUA!!!"
"Yes. And no one even did swam far then buoys. But that doesn't mean, that you can just sunbathing at workplace and not watching the tourists!"

Coffee Break


French Lesson

"Mademoiselle Krüger, how could you ever mix up letters to our respected patron and to our debtors?"

"AU!!! I am sorry! AU!!! I have some... AU!!! ...difficulties with... AU!!! ...French surnames! AUA!!!"

"Ah d'accord! You have difficulties with French surnames! Well, in this case we will continue this, until you'll know them all by rote!"

"AUTSCH!!! Mein Popo! AUA!!!"

In the Memory of Normandy Beach

When Sgt. Payne was send to turn the protesters out-of-doors, he was pretty sure, that he'll just say them the same words, he usually saying to annoying journalists. But when he saw an arrogant German girl, he remembered his grandfather, who was a soldier in WW2 and took a part in Normandy Beach invasion. So Sgt. decided to continue the tradition in a more peaceful way...

Sunday, July 12, 2020

Each Grain

"Oh, so you're thinking it's funny - watching how a self-respecting vampire crawls around, counting all those damned grains? Well, what could I expected from a primitive werewolf beast like you? But I think it's funny to watch how you're crawling around and counting those damned grains loud enough to I could hear! And if you won't be fast or loud enough, this lash should help!"

Hunter Became Hunted

It was a beautiful summer. Nothing boded trouble. But one sunny morning one of the farmers found his sheeps slaughtered. Word spread quickly of the beast that befell Brookhaven. They said it was a wolf. But how could a wolf open a closed door and got into a stables without making a fuss? The hunters set many traps around the village, but the beast didn't even came near any of them. And in the morning another farmer found his livestock slayed. When another night brought a new victims, the villagers went to the forest and raided it, but they found even no trace of a beast.

Few days later, when almost all the villagers were pretty sure, that the beast, who continued killing their livestock, was a curse from the gods, one of the farmers found a she-werewolf in his snare. After all those nights, which she was fed up, she became fat and lazy and was so sure, that all the villagers are too foolish to catch her, that she became careless and forgot about the traps. The beast was really angry and furiously tried to escape, but the farmer didn't lose his courage and took the riding crop.

He hided near the snare and waited, until she-werewolf lose her powers and then he went out and started cropping her fleshy bare backside. Her howling was heard over the village, she kicked her legs, wagged her bottom, howled in pain and anger, but she couldn't break from the snare and even couldn't save her vulnerable buttocks from the punishment. Finally she was broken from the pain and didn't struggle, while the farmer put a collar on her neck. He brought her to the sheriff, striking her sore bottom, when he thought, that she may try to run.
When the sheriff saw the bloody-minded beast, which terrorized the village for a few days, he decided to put her in pigeonholes on the central square and allow all the villagers to punish her. It were a very long two days for a she-werewolf, while her bottom was suffered endless switching, belting, cropping and birching. Some of the villagers even brought a stinging nettles to burn her buttocks before the twilight. Poor she-werewolf begged for mercy and promised never return to Brookhaven.

Overpower

When Belinda asked her roommate Alicia to be more quite and not to disturb her, since she's trying to study before the midterm, the French asked the German not to disturb her Birthday party and found much more weighty argument.

Saturday, July 11, 2020

Fairness

"AU!!!"

"Well, Belinda, I have no hard feelings, that you leaved me alone cleaning the pool! But since you came to get your share, I'll be happy to give you all you deserves!"

"AU!!! But Erin! AUA!!! How dare you?! AUA!!!"

Healthy Food

"AUTSCH!!! Mein Popo! AUA!!! But the chicken is a chicken! AUTSCH!!!"
"Miss Müller! I told you, that you should buy a chicken to the meal at a farming store, not in a supermarket! I have no idea, what an antibiotics were used, when this chicken was growing up! And I have no wish, to suffer the experience! Do you hear me?!"
"AUTSCH!!! Mein Gott! AUTSCH!!! The chicken is a chicken! Nothing more! AUA!!!! Mein arme Popo! AUTSCH!!!"

"Do you ever listening me?! Or do I need to give you a dozen or two more?!"

"AUTSCH!!!"